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Wooden legs

05/28/2013 @ 9:01am

The event is lost in the mists of time, but it may have happened something like this: A farmer rested while carrying a pail of barley. It suddenly began to rain, so he abandoned the bucket and ran for the house. Days later, the farmer and one of his pals were yakking when they noticed the pail of sodden barley. Various microorganisms had set up shop in the wet grain causing a pungent aroma to waft from the bucket.

Their wives would have simply tossed that mess to the hogs. But being guys, the men instead opted to taste the barley juice -- and history was made.

The stuff those guys discovered is now known as beer. Beer, in turn, led to other wonderful ideas such as the wet T-shirt contest. It also engendered some odious creations such as karaoke.

Beer has undergone many changes over the millennia. It has morphed from a beverage brewed mostly at home and in small batches to an industrial product manufactured in quantities normally associated with Lake Superior.

Thanks to the recent revival in home brewing, beer has come full circle. Part of this revival is the microbrewery, a throwback to the time when beer was a local product, and nearly every town had its own brewery.

A new microbrewery just opened in our area. As an adherent to the maxim “life is too short for cheap beer,” I naturally had to check it out.

Seth Koch is thirty-something; an energetic, effusive guy who describes himself as a “beer nerd.” He is also co-owner and brewmaster of Wooden Legs Brewery.

I asked Seth the most obvious question first: What’s up with the name of his establishment? Is it an allusion to the way people walk after having one too many?

“It’s an homage to Judge W.W. Brookings,” replied Seth. “This town was named for him, and he had two wooden legs. And we thought that Wooden Legs Brewery sounded much more interesting than something like Brookings Brewery.”

How does a guy go about becoming brewmaster at a microbrewery?

“I worked for a large electronics firm for 10 years,” replied Seth. “My job took me all over the world, so I got to experience a lot of different beers. In England, I learned to appreciate what they call a 'proper pint.' I have always enjoyed beer and began home brewing some years ago. I guess you could say that Wooden Legs Brewery is a hobby that got out of hand.”

What motivated you to chuck a secure job and start a small business?

“The job market has changed. Gone are the days when a person can graduate from college, then settle into a secure career for the next 30 years. And if there’s no job security, the risk of entrepreneurship is nil.

“Travel was a huge part my previous job. I would wake up in Houston and go to bed in Boston. My wife and I have two daughters that are six months and 3 years old. Now, no matter how late I work, I still get to kiss them good night.”

How do you develop beer recipes?

“We begin with a beer we enjoy. We’ll read the brewer’s notes and consider how we would make it. We then brew a small batch -- 15 gallons -- in my garage. When the beer is done, we taste it and discuss how to tweak it. Brewing is a continual learning process. It’s a lot like cooking. You make small, deliberate changes.”

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