My grasp of modern finance is vague at best, but from what I’ve read, it seems fireworks might be a better investment than some of these mystifying cryptocurrencies.
Sadly, the new wood didn’t involve the spontaneous construction of that sunroom my wife has always wanted.
Even the manliest man will have to admit that few things are prettier than an armful of roses, especially if you didn’t have to pick them yourself and avoided getting an armful of punctures.
The 1947 John Deere “A” Dad bought when I was a kid sat amidst the wreckage. This somehow felt more personal than the rest of the damage.
The only way to avoid tick encounters is to remain indoors. I would rather take my chances with the tiny brown pests than cower fearfully indoors.
I have picked up, with a little help from our dog Bella, approximately 1,283,000 sticks from our lawn using my patented BGR method: Bend. Grunt. Repeat.