I never played football, mainly due to my total lack of athletic abilities. However, I was able to overcome this crippling deficit and mastered the art of watching football, acquiring such critical skills as holding an open can of beer while snarfing nacho
We were tooling along I-80 when my wife suddenly and randomly exited the freeway. I secretly hoped that she had perceived the growing anxiety I was experiencing due to the extra-large coffee I consumed earlier. But no.
All homeowners are familiar with a few inescapable truisms. Among them are “a roof never leaks when it isn’t raining,” and “the kids always choose to drink neon-red Kool-Aid the day after you install a new white carpet.”
A maxim that my wife and I experienced recently is the one that goes “it’s never a good sign when the plumber shows up with both an excavator and a jackhammer.”
Is it just me or are summers getting shorter? It seems like it was only a few days ago that department stores were advertising their “school’s out!” sales. These were followed shortly by their “pre-pre-pre-Christmas bargain blowout bonanza!”